InterestingJokes
Q. What's grey?
A. A melted penguin.
What's Brown And Sticky?
A Stick.
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen.
Yeah, but whaddya call a Chinese woman with one leg longer than the other?
Irene.
Q. What do you call a Chinese Firefighter.
[what for any response]
A. A Firefighter you racist!
(why so many Chinese jokes? —MicahSittig)
A termite walks into a bar and says:
Is the bar tender here?
A baby harp seal walks into a club.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Damn.